Mine has always been, on a scale 1 to 10, about 0.5. Having fallen slightly off the Keep Fit and Diet regime (the machine broke for a while and I also started eating some of the stuff I stopped, like bread!) I weighed myself today, and I’ve put on 7 pounds!! FUCK FUCK!!! This is over about 4 months or so I think.

I’ve always battled with weight. What’s annoyed me is that mini (who basically eats the same if not more naughty things, and exercises less than me) has never changed anything like +/- 2lb over the 11 years I’ve known him.

I need some new proteins or magic metabolism things. I’m back on the machine, and I’ve now got to get back to eating less of the stuff that I think causes this – maybe I have a wheat intolerance? Who knows, I doubt it. I have nibbled on chocolate and stuff, for crying out loud it’s nice and I just can’t not have a nibble here and there…..

Life is short I know, and they say the healthier you are the longer you live (normally). I guess I am just going to have to keep not eating the things I enjoy as much always. Either that or stick a Dyson in me and suck out 50% of my body!!

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