Heston Blumenthal’s latest project; Dinner. Dining with a historical background, reproducing recipes from centuries ago.
The Mandarin Oriental. A 5* hotel in Knightsbridge. In my opinion one of the finest hotels in London. We have stayed just once, but I feel it is the epitomy of 5* service. From when the doormen see your taxi pull up, to being seated in the cocktail bar before dining. It’s not cheap – but hey this is London and 5* so you don’t bother to look at the prices, you choose what you want and enjoy it. If you think about the expense you won’t enjoy it as much.
Once we had been seated in the cocktail bar, “The Mandarin Bar”, we chose a cocktail each. I went for the Thai Martini – Lemongrass infused Plymouth gin stirred with sweet vermouth – very light and refreshing. Mini went for a Mai Tai #1 – Bacardi and Myers rum shaken with fresh lime, Pineapple, almond syrup and a dribble of grenadine, Served long over ice. Waiting for our drinks to arrive we were informed that our table was ready. 730pm.
On entering the restaurant you could smell the “newness” of it still. To the left was the kitchen sat behind glass walls. To the right the private dining room. The main restaurant is a mixture of dark brown leather chairs, and cushioned benches (banquette like) with dark brown wooden tables. Hanging from the ceiling are huge, round light holders – think of medieval rooms with something similar to a wooden wagon wheel hanging from a chain. Instead of candles, these were adorned with electric light bulbs which had matching filaments; perfect W shapes. The lights on the walls and columns were glass mouldings of jelly and blancmange moulds. Dotted on flat surfaces here and there were small, glass vases holding various white flowers and plants. The leather chairs were very comfortable.
Having already studied the menu at great detail once we had reserved a table, we already knew what we were going to have. The following was our choice for our first meal at Dinner:-
For me; Salamagundy, Sirloin of Black Angus and Tipsy Cake. For Mini; Meat Fruit, Spiced Pigeon and Chocolate Bar. We also ordered a 3rd dessert, Brown Bread Ice Cream.
Let the review begin!!!
Salamagundy (c.1720) Chicken Oysters, Bone Marrow and Horseradish Cream
Very light and tasty. I love bone marrow, and this married well with the salad and chicken oysters (just in case you don’t know what chicken oysters are, they’re the two small, round pieces of dark meat on the back, near the thigh). The horseradish cream was delicate and not overpowering. A really good start.
Meat Fruit (c.1500) Mandarin, Chicken Liver Parfait and Grilled Bread
First time you see this, you have to remember this is not a Mandarin (well you are sat in the Mandarin Oriental), but a chicken liver parfait. The mandarin, bright orange, even had the small green leaves sticking from the top. After splitting the parfait with your knife (it didn’t need cutting as such as it was ultra smooth and light) you see the inside. Light, fluffy pate. We were told by our waiter that the parfait also had foie gras mixed with the chicken livers. The parfait was outstanding; sublime texture, deep taste but light as a feather. Another great start.
Sirloin of Black Angus (c.1830) Mushroom Ketchup, Red Wine Juice and Triple Cooked Chips
Upon arrival, the waiter had a slight accident and sent my chips flying across the tray. He immediately apologised, left the remaining items and got a new portion sorted. The steak was cooked well, being a sirloin it wasn’t packed with flavour, I would have preferred a rib-eye. The chips were golden in colour, piping hot, light and crispy. It may have been the fact that they had just come from the kitchen, but all I could taste when eating them was the oil they were fried in – and it wasn’t the taste I was looking for. My search for the “Ultimate Chip” is still being done (so far the best chips I’ve eaten were in the Fountain restaurant at Fortnum & Masons in London) – I digress. The mushroom ketchup was a little too acidic for my liking; it consisted of small, chopped mushrooms, with vinegar, shallots and beef stock. By far the star, in my eyes, of this dish was the red wine juice. This was packed with flavour; deep and beefy. You could see the tell-tale sign of butter (I guess) as you poured it as you could see a small oil slick on the top (good oil!)
Spiced Pigeon (c.1780) Ale and Artichokes
A pretty looking dish, delicate and light. The pigeon was cooked perfectly, still pink in the middle. The artichokes were in quarters, matching the portions of pigeon. Mini said the dish was pleasant, but didn’t really have much spice considering it was advertised as Spiced Pigeon. He said he got a small hit at the start, but this fizzled away within seconds
The mains, in both our thoughts had been a bit of a let down. We realise this is a new(ish) restaurant, not awarded with anything yet (and awards aren’t all the be-all and end-all for us), but we both thought this was a definite dip in the proceedings. We also thought the meal was feeling a bit rushed, in that the starter was quite quickly followed by the main. Thankfully things did get better from here. Desserts were coming, and we had ordered 3 which is our latest “thing”. We do this so we can share them and have a bit of everything.
Tipsy Cake (c.1810) Spit Roast Pineapple
When we spoke with the waiter who was taking out first order, we said we had already chosen online and were thinking about taking the Tipsy Cake. He said it would be good to order this now as it took 40 minutes to spit-roast. When the dish came we thought “Why bother saying about the time taken” as there wasn’t that much pineapple. It was about 6 chunks. Think of portioning a pineapple top to bottom, giving a wedge of pineapple. It was very, very juicy as you bit into it. The juice poured out. For my personal taste it was a little tart, but I am quite sensitive to tart food. The Tipsy Cake was served in an small iron pot. The closest I can think to describe it is similar to lardy cake, maybe even a doughnut texture – light balls of dough, with a fantastic sauce hidden below. It tasted like butterscotch to me (I maybe wrong here!), but putting a spoonful of all components into your mouth was a divine experience. Writing this is making my mouth salivate – that, in my world, is a good food memory!
Chocolate Bar (c.1730) Passion Fruit Jam and Ginger Ice Cream
On arrival I looked at the plate put in front of Mini and just went “wow”. This “wow” was for the dark, ebony coloured slab of chocolate sat on the plate. It didn’t look real. It looked like a chunk of shiny marble. To the side were some biscuit crumbs and a quinelle of ice cream. Pushing your spoon into the chocolate bar makes way to a hard base. Putting the chunk of dark matter into your mouth gives you a hit of bitter, dark chocolate. Awesome. The ice cream had a refreshing zing of ginger to it, but neither of us could taste the Passion fruit. We think it must have been inside the bar, but we just couldn’t taste it. This didn’t really matter. This dessert was Mini’s favourite (probably due to it be chocolate, period.).
Brown Bread Ice Cream (c.1830) Salted Butter Caramel Malted Yeast Syrup
This was another of my choices. I’m glad we ordered it, but I think I enjoyed it the most, as I like malty tastes. The ice cream sat atop a mixture of oats and biscuits. How did it taste? Think of a hot, freshly baked brown loaf. You get a taste of the malt, a bit of the salt, a slight sweetness, and then the cold,smooth ice cream. It wasn’t ‘outstanding’ but it was enjoyable.
To accompany each dish we had “wine by the glass”. I didn’t take a note of the full name as I had forgotten my notebook, but we had the following; A Riesling (Salamagundy) and a Vouvray (Meat fruit) with the starters, Burgundy with both mains, a Pacherenc and another Riesling with desserts.
To end the meal we both had a tea each; 1 Silver Needle and 1 Li Shan Black Tea. These came with an amuse-bouche which was a white chocolate ganache infused with Earl Grey tea. I had 2 of these! The teas were very nice, mine was malty and strong, mini’s was refreshing and light.
In summary, we had a nice evening. The food was good, not great. Maybe we had a higher expectation. We knew we weren’t going to get the Fat Duck experience, it’s not that kind of dining. I did think that some of the flavours would have been very different to what I have had before, but nothing really was. The service was very good, but as said before this is the Mandarin Oriental. Even this wasn’t without a couple of small issues, maybe if we’ve not eaten at 3* places before we wouldn’t even have spotted them, so it’s nothing to worry about, but they say the devil is in the detail. The things we noted were; placing the bread and butter onto the table, my glass was knocked. Clearing things from the table as single items, rather than waiting for both to finish. Brushing down the table to then remove the salt and pepper, leaving salt and pepper on the table and not clearing it away. Spilling my chips on the tray. Not big things, but things you wouldn’t necessarily expect to see at a restaurant like this, bearing in mind the location and costs.
We also noted that there were a number of empty tables, which was odd as all we’ve heard is people trying to get booked, and being told “3 month waiting”. We sat down at 730pm and finished 10PM. There were at least 6 tables around us that stayed empty all night, and we couldn’t see the other side of the restuarant. It did feel busy, but there were a lot of staff going here and there; we had 5 different waiters. All were friendly and charming, with a couple really standing out.
Would I recommend “Dinner” to people who haven’t eaten in London before? I’m not sure to be honest. This could be a bit harsh to say, but I think it needs better consistency and this should come with time. London has so many fine restaurants that I think you could get a similar experience to, and a lot cheaper. I know I’ve said about cost here and there in this review, and I know this is London and it’s the MO etc, but this wasn’t a cheap meal. Having wine by the glass always bumps the price up (the Burgundy was £21 a glass), and the cocktails cost £32 for two. Overall, including service @ 12.5%, the cost was £282.67. We didn’t feel robbed, but it was a mixed feeling for the night. If, after reading this review, you want to visit to try, then please do.
Food – 8/10
Service – 9/10
Value – 6/10